I’m normally in charge but I want you to come in my office and tell me to get you a coffee once I get it you push me to the floor and use my mouth in my office
(submitted by: Anonymous)
But what if I would rather use your butthole in your office? I mean, duh, I know we’re in your office, because clearly, we’re in your office. But I’m confident your colorectal cock-holster and your mouth co-exist in your office, and I feel that I should therefore feel free to pick the orifice in your office.
Also, I don’t like coffee.