I bet your feet are really cute

I bet your feet are really cute

storyofasub:

I’ve got lilac toes rn js

You: Painting your toes festive colors doesn’t make your feet any less ridiculous.

Anon: I once sent her a photo lineup of baby feet, with no explanation. She spent hours looking at them. She shared the lineup with a family member. She couldn’t figure out why I’d sent it.

I finally had to point out that one of the photos was of her feet.

They’re just… they’re not normal, man. They’re like Hobbit feet in reverse. Like a fucking Monchhichi.

(She’s not quite that hairy, thankfully.)