I bet your feet are really cute
I’ve got lilac toes rn js
You: Painting your toes festive colors doesn’t make your feet any less ridiculous.
Anon: I once sent her a photo lineup of baby feet, with no explanation. She spent hours looking at them. She shared the lineup with a family member. She couldn’t figure out why I’d sent it.
I finally had to point out that one of the photos was of her feet.
They’re just… they’re not normal, man. They’re like Hobbit feet in reverse. Like a fucking Monchhichi.
(She’s not quite that hairy, thankfully.)