I could spin around arms outstretched, eyes closed and easily peasily land on a man who can fuck up my body. But it’s so hard to find someone who can properly fuck up my heart and brain. I try and try, but I end up with an inbox full of duds who don‘t understand the kinds of games I want to play.
Am I looking in the wrong places? Am I asking the wrong questions? (I’m now imagining a real niche racket, “learn the number one trick to attract emotionally abusive men, only $49.99“)
(submitted by: prettypushy)
Oh, I can give you the trick for that for free, right here:
Just hang around a man you like, wait for him to be manifestly wrong about something, and then instantly take the blame for it. Grab the figurative sword from his hand, and fall on it before he can blink.
If he’s got it in him, that’ll let it loose.
NOTE: There is no undo button for this action.