How do your new girls deal with how obsessed you are with your past subs 😅
How does the woman in the first pew who organizes all the church bake sales feel about the girl from down the block who left the church to do missionary work in Nigeria? Who cares?
Also, do you have any fucking idea what it would mean if I actually obsessed over one of these idiots, past or present? First, their little brains would melt down, because not one of them can conceive of a world where I’m more than situationally fixated on them. Do you know what it takes to get brain-melt out of carpet? You don’t want to.
Second, it would mean I’m clearly violating the laws of physics, ‘cause there aren’t enough hours in my day. Most of the time I actually feel like I’m playing catch-up… which implies, I suppose, that I’m perhaps obsessed with my self-inflicted responsibilities.