There’s going to be a knock on your door at ten o’clock this morning. The person at the door has a package for you to sign. When you get this package, don’t open it up until noon whereby there will be a telephone call. Answer the phone and listen to the instructions. When you get the instructions about the contents there will be another knock at the door. A woman is at the door with a Doberman pincher wearing a studded collar. You will let the woman in with her dog. She is there to make sure you obey her every command. Do you want to know what is in the package?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
It’d better be an alarm clock, ‘cause this dumb shit put me to sleep.