I want too be a good girl, I’m into almost everything, but I’ve only had sex twice so I’m missing the practical experience and I suck really bad at dirty talk and stuff like that, what can I do sir?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
A lack of experience won’t bring you to a halt, but it does slow things down. You don’t know what you don’t know, which is the worst kind of don’t-knowing… it’d take time and effort on your part, to demonstrate that you know what you’re getting into.
For what it’s worth, most girls suck really bad at dirty talk. Fortunately, most penises aren’t overly concerned with subtlety. If you can hit your mark and smile on cue, someone else can do all the heavy lifting.