i used to think i was into older guys, but i’m very frustrated. they all have the same problem of falling asleep after i make them cum. which means i never get to! it’s not fair! do you have any suggestions for fighting off them falling asleep or making them last longer or something?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
I’m afraid you’ll find me a meager source of sympathy when it comes to your denial —“It’s not fair!” suggests it’s time someone learns what “never” really means— but I can still try to answer the question.
Post-orgasmic relaxation is a thing, and old men tire easily. But not that easily. If they wanted you to cum, they’d have no problem staying up and making it happen. Which means one of a few things:
- They don’t like you, and don’t care how you feel. Try raising your clearly meager standards just a smidge.
- They like you, but have no idea how to make you cum. And worse, they prefer the tactical deployment of hibernation to exploration and understanding. Again, revisit your expectations.
- They like you, seek only the best for you, and thus want you to curl up next to them and edge your greedy cunt while you cry into their snoring shoulders. Quit whining and start rubbing.