I love you and hope you post again soon

I love you and hope you post again soon πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

the-littlest-one:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

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One of the cunts is in town to meet me, and while I did manage to survive the flash flood issuing from betwixt her legs, I haven’t had time for much Tumblring.

ahem

wow ok

flash flood

good yeah

not embarrassing at all

  • β€œHer crotch was slick like the splatter-radius of a KFC deep fryer.”
  • β€œShe spread her legs, and I waited patiently for the snail to crawl back into view.”
  • β€œYou’re gonna need a bigger boat,” said Noah.