The Cunt Whisperer

Yes, I have cameras in multiple homes around North America… yes, little girls travel thousands of miles to kneel and kiss my hand… and yes, I run their sexual, familial, financial, and inner lives.

But that’s just the normal day-to-day. You want to know what’s fun?

Telling someone half your age that your morning is “bussin’” and watching her dissolve into delighted giggles.