I think it’s cute, that I can excite someone just by knowing she exists. You’re sweet. 🙂

RE: very nervous

It’s funny… I’ve been seeing more of that lately. The overtures girls make have become increasingly meek and apologetic. Exhibitionist extroverts are becoming very shy around me. It’s adorable, of course, but a noticeable shift in tone. The cunts of 2014 were blatant, unrepentant harlots… today’s batch are a little more polite and a lot more anxious.

I’m guessing it’s because, well… actions now have known consequences. They realize that a year —or two, or five— ago, an assortment of other silly Tumblr girls worked up the nerve to introduce themselves, and after a myriad of vicissitudes, suddenly found themselves humping my foot and frantically swearing to devote their lives to me while I spat in their eyes. My attention has grown teeth, and one anxious “hello” might get someone consumed.

So all things considered, I think the new “nervous” is wise.

If a girl’s not careful, she might get what’s coming to her.