Can you tell us about how the name Puddles came about? What’s the story behind that?
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Someone isn’t keeping up with the show, I see.
Puddles’ origin story is pretty standard. She’s obsessed with pee. Not just pee, but, like, the whole urinary tract. It’s pretty disturbing, honestly. It’s all really dark and fucked up, and y’know, people try not to stare, but… they’re only human, for fuck’s sake. And just, I mean… look at her.
She drank her own pee. On camera for me, while the others cheered her on. She was like a one-cunt carnival sideshow. Just gulped it down like it was the sweetest nectar. And she was pretty dehydrated, too… if she’d had a bratwurst in her other hand, I’d have assumed I was watching a security camera at Oktoberfest.
And then we discovered during the stream —a coincidence? I think not— that she’s fixated on her tiny, acorn-sized bladder. It’s all she thinks about. She plans her day around its meager capacity. And she loves filling it as frequently as possible, because again, she loves pee. Not just consuming it, but producing it, too… like a self-centered human centipede.
She loves it so much, in fact, that one night, when tasked with simply waiting until midnight to go to the bathroom, she indulged her sick, twisted fetish and pissed all over her floor. HER OWN FLOOR! Not in a bucket, like a reasonable loser.
Oh but nooooo…! She had to splash down on the hardwood. She got piso all over mojado. If I hadn’t been so embarrassed by her, I would have been embarrassed for her. It’s just ridiculous!
(Did you know they don’t even make Huggies in Ahem, Don’t You Think You’re A Little Old For This size? Oh and save your breath… I considered adult diapers, but I’m not sure she’s mature enough.)
Anyway… I can’t even imagine what it’s like to be Puddles.
Ashamed.
Gross.
Soggy.