you don’t want a dumb girl for a pet?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Dumb, relative to me? That’s every girl I know.
Dumb, in that she’s young and fishbowled, and thus doesn’t know jack-shit about some things? That’s the usual starting point.
Dumb, in an objective sense? Hard pass. Stupidity is cute at a distance, but I don’t want it in my life, tripping over the metaphorical furniture and setting the house on fire.