With all these new girls, I feel like we need a flowchart to keep up. Are they all on tumblr?
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They’re all here. The Tumblr-to-my-semen-inside-you pipeline is real.
But they’re not exactly new. I first became aware of Blossom in, what… 2017? Button and Puddles in 2018, I believe. Piglet in 2021. Pinky’s the closest thing to a newb, and she’s been around for a year now. Hell, a couple months from now, all but Puddles will have met me twice… they’re pretty far along at this point.
Granted, there’s always a few more waiting in the wings… we’ll see where they’re at in 2024. Or 2028. Whenever I finally decide they’re worth it.