I took a little sabbatical from sending anons because it feels a little pointless until I’m in a situation where I can fully devote and worship you. I’m just touching base to say that the work I’m doing in your name is going swell. I’ve lost almost a stone since the last time we interacted. I’ve been doing types of exercise I would never have dreamed of doing, and it’s all because of you. I realise you get a lot of devotion in this inbox, but I truly hope you can see my dedication. Would it be better if I came forward to tell you who I am before I ‘fix’ my issues? I don’t want to lose my opportunity by being too encumbered and undesirable when I message, but I equally don’t want any opportunity to pass me by. Thank you for all you do. – Your little proselyte 🙇🏼♀️
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LP: I gave this a few months to simmer in my inbox, so it’d be a more pleasant surprise when it boiled to the surface. See how nice I am to you?
I’m quite proud of you for your hard work and determination, and I accept the credit for your continued development with all the grace I can muster. Which is limited, for the record.
Do you expect to become encumbered while you strive? What are you planning to do to yourself that would make you less desirable? 😀
Here’s the thing: you know what you want, and that your presentation needs work. While you labor, I’d suggest figuring out what else you have to offer me… the sooner I know, the sooner I can think about how you might fit in my life.
And remember… when all else fails, there’s always room on the back pew for those seeking respite from the cold.