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The rambling of a cranky old man, full of terrible ideas & scornful words.

mindfuckery: The use of language to undermine your certainty, plumb the depths of your hypocrisy, and expose the secrets that make you squirm in the dark.

Everything you’ll find here is written for the amusement and comfort of adult women with unconventional romantic and erotic tastes. I love my crazy-bitch fans, and this is how I entertain them… if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

Absolutely nothing here is written for the benefit of men, and if you believe that men are an aggrieved class, or you’re just a random, horny douchenozzle who refuses to listen to what women have to say, you can fuck right off and come back when you’ve developed a clue.

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls: The quickest way to a cunt’s ragged little heart is to take the…

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

The quickest way to a cunt’s ragged little heart is to take the time to find out what she loves about herself.

And then threaten it.

Posted on September 7, 2023Author bs4bgCategories Stories & CaptionsTags captions, reblog View On Tumblr

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