Cute date idea: we lie on the bed together and I hand feed you macarons
Why have I never had this 🥲🥲
You know damned well why.
Must I recount the reasons?
Should I start at the floor and work my way up?
No hurry, we’ll wait.
Are those rhetorical questions or….. 😶 cuz they don’t feel rhetorical to me
You’d better hope they were rhetorical, ‘cause I don’t see an answer.
I was too scared of what your list would say 😭
As you should be. You’d be crying before I made it past the sole of your shoes.
But you do have nice hair, so at least it would end on a bright note.