I wanna feed Glowbug macarons while we lie in bed together, so I wanna see your list as to why she’s never had it, doesn’t deserve it lol
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What, you want me to publicly dismantle and document the fleshy apparatus she pilots to and fro through life like a dwarven Gundam forged from bad decisions and carbohydrates?
Forget macrons; what makes you think she merits that sort of treat?
She has to ask for that shit.
The way good girls do.