Dunno why, but I find it weird you’ve never had a one night stand – has the right person never come up, or were you never looking?
I just really care so much more about how someone can mentally turn me on, get in my head, own me, turn me into their perfect girl. None of those things are really satisfied by a one night stand. Also the thought of a stranger in my bed gives me the ick cuz…. do they even wash? 🥴
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Dear anon: I’m twenty years older than dummy here, and I’ve never had a one-night stand. For the life of me, I cannot imagine ever wanting one.
What’s the point of fucking someone once, and never seeing the effect you’ve had on her? What’s the point of taking her places she’s never been without hanging around to watch the bitch squirm in the mess you’ve made of her mind and panties? What’s the point of doing what we do if you don’t take pride in the doing?
Good girls don’t just want to be fucked. They want to be dissected.
Oh, and dear dummy: quit worrying about washing. Girl-tongues are among the world’s most effective cleaning instruments.
And yours is small enough to get into all the hard-to-reach places.