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Did puddles meet you for the first time?

Did puddles meet you for the first time?

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Yup. She met me, cried on my knee, got stripped, slapped, whipped, choked, and smothered, spent a fair amount of time curled up next to me on the couch, participated in an orgy, and then ended up crying again as she boarded the train for home.

She had the best week of her life, but it was pretty intense for a first-timer. Not in terms of the individual things she experienced —that was all stuff the others have gone through— but it was still a bit shocking for her, to find herself splashing around in the deep end after five years of begging for the opportunity to swim.

It’s tough, going from “I can’t believe you’re real” to standing naked in front of your sisters, being flogged under the stars. But she pulled it off, and I’m proud of her.