sublunaryorchid:

petition to let sleepy, sleepy girls wear big cozy comfy sweaters that smell like love to the office

I should have shot my load in a sock and sent it home with you to cuddle like a stuffie.

And you’re gonna have to wash the sweater eventually. For Christmas, I may just get all of you bottles of my shower gel so you can huff my scent without wearing dirty clothes like fucking pauper children.