my last three boyfriends have all ended up in jail. society is fucked up! they tell men to hustle and grind and then punish them for it. i need to date against my type, apparently. boring dudes. need some like accountant cock or something. those types don’t normally date strippers tho…….. life is hard
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Jails are full of stupid, impulsive people. Even those who shouldn’t be there in the first place are seldom bright and thoughtful. The incarceration-industrial complex feasts upon impatience and poor decision-making skills.
So the opposite of your type might not be “boring”… it might be “calm and considered”. You don’t need an accountant for that. There are stunt people riding the pressure waves of explosions on $200 million movie sets, and doing so with ice in their veins and an engineer’s eye for biomechanics… they’re the furthest thing from boring, but they’re also diligent about covering their bases and never cutting corners.
A stripper can be more than a set of tits, and a stable man can be more than an emotionally constipated number-cruncher.