thoughts on the folgers incest commercial?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
My gut says they hadn’t actually done anything yet, but I suspect:
- She kept a special shoebox under her bed containing his handwritten letters from Africa and a bottle of his favorite cologne.
- He stalked her MySpace page every night and fell asleep listening to the mix CDs she burned for him.
- The gift box contained a little fertility goddess statue that he bought at the airport, which he intended to pass off as a fun memento of his travels… unless, y’know, she was into it.