why do men find pregnant women attractive, but fat women unattractive?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Everyone’s body is different and I can only speculate about the motivations and fixations of men in general, but I’ll give it a shot.
- Men are ridiculous and don’t prize consistency.
- Transforming a woman’s body with nothing but a hard cock and a grunt is like magic. Transforming a woman’s body with enough refined sugar and pasta to give a Clydesdale diabetes is less so.
- A pregnant girl has been branded by her man, while a corpulent girl’s only brand is Frito-Lay.
- Round vs. lumpy is a one-sided aesthetic showdown.
- Pregnancy is temporary, but the carbs just keep coming.
- You can’t name her gut after your grandpa.