Is mr b scary irl 🫣
hmmmm… yes and no (∗ᵕ̴᷄◡ᵕ̴᷅∗)՞
He flips from utterly terrifying to a snuggly goofy silly lil muffin in 0.0005 seconds
(But he’s usually still at least a bit silly even when he is being terrifying ðŸ¤)
Anon: I’m bemused when people ask about punishments or how scary I am… It’s like they’re missing the forest ‘cause they can’t stop staring at a few spooky trees.
In reality, the scariest thing about me is my disappointment. Seriously, I can beat these bitches for hours and not get much more than the odd squeal… but if I sit with them and firmly explain how they’ve let me down? Bring on the bawling and begging for forgiveness!
Truth is, my fists don’t hit nearly as hard as my frown.
Piggy: Well, I never…!