Anonymous asked:

What’s the secret of a long relationship? How would you be still interested in the same silly girl who has nothing much to offer other than her three-hole?

The secret is to be with silly girls who have more than holes to offer. The last thing I need is a useless girl. If you’re not good at anything, what good are you?

Fortunately, hard-working, determined girls are almost never useless. They may be dumb as a box of hammers and as emotionally sophisticated as a distracted toddler, but like a really smart dog, they will create a job for themselves if one is not provided.

Also, it helps if they can make me laugh.