FREE NUDES!!!!! 💖💖
Ok now I have your attention.
Guys. Guys. Now offering rewards to anyone who hooks me up with good caption/story filled blogs. Doesn’t have to be your blog! Just point me in the direction.
Ideally ones that don’t post full on porn cause I gotta either LOVEEE your blog or be in the right headspace to see dicks all causal like.
There’s only so many times I can get flustered by @bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls stories.
Plz hit me up for my eternal love and idk nudes or whatever 🤣
Yes indeed I am tipsy. But for REALS.
I protest this slanderous assertion.
There is in fact no known limit to the amount of flustering at my disposal… it’s a renewable source of power, like the warmth of blushing cheeks and the gyrations of squirming hips.