Questions and Answers

Regarding your answer to your kids, are you implying you have sex with your step children or was that just a silly joke?

  1. I don’t have any stepchildren. Or biological children. Or anything in between.
  2. I am nonetheless very much a dad.
  3. If you are unable to put these facts together and sort out what’s going on, first, that’s adorable. Second, you’ve wandered into the wrong corner of the internet… please exit through the gift shop.