I’m intrigued by your blog in many ways, of course, but something I’ve always wondered is what you’re like outside this? Are you cold & intimidating? Are you really a ‘cranky old man’? Or are you actually really sweet to your family & friends, maybe you have a dog & a nice house & nobody would suspect what your secret thoughts are like? Or maybe, they aren’t secret at all & your sadism can be smelled a mile away by people with noses like mine. I think that’s the option that intrigues me most..
“Are you cold & intimidating?” Nope & depends on the context.
“Are you really a cranky old man?” Or a pompous moldering asshole. Take your pick.
“Or are you actually…” I’m polite to people and try to treat them the way I’d like to be treated. Dogs, meanwhile, get treated like visiting royalty. (Because they are.)
“Nobody would suspect…” I look —and behave in public— like your boring uncle Gary. (In private, I’m more like Uncle Gary after he’s had a few drinks and everyone else is asleep.)
“Your sadism can be smelled a mile away…” By civilians? Nah. By a broken little cunt? 100% of the time.
