i’m not particularly deserving of your attention (or much of anyone’s, really, eheh) but i still love your posts to bits and i love the way you’re so good at getting my imagination running with your writing. this is random lmao sorry i just super appreciate your blog. thank you!!

First, if I want to fuck something or have the appeal of Snapchat explained to me, I’ll seek out a girl. If I want an accurate appraisal of your value as both a human companion and a pliant sex object… let’s just say you won’t be the first place I go for answers.

How about you leave the question of what you deserve to those better suited to answer it, and keep your fucking chin up, you sweet little dumbass?

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