Questions and Answers

sex is great but have you ever tried rubbing her back, kissing her forehead, and telling her you’ve got her no matter what?

I know Tumblr has made exploring the blog —and thus me— unnecessarily difficult. But still. 🙄 I guess I should be grateful… having the fullness of oneself reduced to porn against one’s will is just part of life for girls in this world, so it’s educational to have a little taste of it myself. (It kinda sucks, in case anyone was wondering.)

HINT: Girls spend literal years trying to become part of my life, and it ain’t ‘cause I’m a big ol’ scary meanie. That’s just the part that makes them wet.