I’m the wrong person to ask… if it were me, I’d tell you to go waste someone else’s time. A girl’s job is to make my life better, not sit around plotting ways to disrupt my day for her petty entertainment.
And given that he isn’t taking your bait, it’s possible your guy has a similar —if perhaps more generous—perspective. So my advice is to either realize how lucky you are to have someone who controls his emotions and refuses to indulge your worst instincts, or seek out a man who enjoys planting superfluous flags on terrain he’s already claimed.