Things I learned watching TV last night.
On HBO:
- Jennifer Aniston actually considered boning David Schwimmer, which just makes me sad.
- Father Time is occasionally far more cruel to men than women. (Although in fairness, cocaine and alcohol did most of the damage to Perry.)
- Kudrow is now The Hot One.
On The Masked Singer:
- Fucking Jojo is 30 now. Jesus I’m goddamned old.