Questions and Answers

Would you date a girl with A cups? Does size matter to you?

Pretty much everyone I’ve been with has had big boobs… meaning Peanut is the first fully-qualified member of the IBTC to fall into my clutches. But based on her, I think it’d be fine.

The better question is: does size matter to you? ‘Cause if they’re small, I’m going to ridicule you mercilessly for looking like a boy, for being boring and shapeless, and for failing to fill out your dress. And if they’re big, I’m going to ridicule you mercilessly for being sweaty and sloppy, for being asymmetrical and weird, and for falling out of your dress.

The more you care, the more I’ll make it hurt.