Questions and Answers

i am scrolling down your blog and just…

…i am a feminist lawyer. in real life. i have always been a short chubby girl with funny proportions and it makes me so wet to think of how you could just drug me and make videos of you fucking my face and me make a drool puke mess. and then blackmail me forever with those videos into surrendering my career, life, dignity, family, everything just to keep eating ass to keep the videos out of public sight. oh god. this is so wrong.

Why is it wrong, sweetie? Sounds just right to me.

A feminist lawyer? Great! I want you out there, working for fair outcomes, supporting women in both the office and courtroom, seeking personal excellence, and earning the acclaim of your peers.

But at day’s end, I want you back at home, desperately seeking my approval with your tongue in my ass. Because the better you are for the world, the better you have to be for me.

(The least I deserve is more than everyone else.)

As for blackmail…? C’mon. I’d never need to stoop so low. If you ever really want to feel threatened by me, you’ll wrap your secrets and vulnerabilities up in a pretty ribbon and place them in my hands as a gift… and then live the rest of your life knowing you gave a sadist the power to destroy you.

Because the only truly scary thing about me is you, and all the lines you’ll cross for a chance to be mine.