can you knit? is the ocean or space scarier? what’s your favourite type of cake?

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1. I don’t knit, but I know a little perl. (That’s right, I just combined sewing and programming in one ultra-niche dad-joke. Behold my works, ye mighty, and tremble.)
2. The emptiness of space is less threatening than the fullness of the ocean, and is easier to light up. But space offers little margin for error… if you fuck up, it’s over. So I’d rather dip my toe in the ocean than visit the edge of space, but I’d rather visit the space station than the ocean floor.
3. German chocolate. But I’m more of a bread pudding kind of person.