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Why use lush when you can use your magic fingers

Why use lush when you can use your magic fingers

sublunaryorchid:

bedtimestoriesforbrokengirls:

(submitted by: Anonymous)

That’s nonsense!

Why dig a grave with a backhoe when you can hand her a shovel and tell her to dig it herself?

Wait, I think I just convinced myself you’re right.

but what if it doesn’t work with just fingers 🥺

What if no one cares how well it “works”? Your cunt is a tool to be used, not an entity to be pleased.

And let’s face it, the same could be said for the rest of you.