Why use lush when you can use your magic fingers
(submitted by: Anonymous)
That’s nonsense!
Why dig a grave with a backhoe when you can hand her a shovel and tell her to dig it herself?
Wait, I think I just convinced myself you’re right.
but what if it doesn’t work with just fingers 🥺
What if no one cares how well it “works”? Your cunt is a tool to be used, not an entity to be pleased.
And let’s face it, the same could be said for the rest of you.