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Will you ever want a monogamous relationship? Someone who you will want to be…

Will you ever want a monogamous relationship? Someone who you will want to be with forever and give all your love to?

No disrespect at all, just curious and feel free to not respond if it’s too personal.

(submitted by: Anonymous)

I’ve been monogamous for many years at a time. And it’s good.

But to borrow an idea from myself, I’m like a beat-up old race car at this point. I can still do some impressive things on the track, but maintenance is becoming a pain, and I need an entire fucking pit-crew to keep me gassed. I’m a problem you need a team to address.

(The difference between a pit-crew and a harem? The uniform.)