sublunaryorchid:

hey? Don’t message me trying to flirt if you literally have “won’t buy content.” or similar in your bio. Pay for your porn. Also fuck you 🫶🏻

I love the implication, that some poor, worn-down fucker is just deluged with requests for money every time he talks to someone around here.

All told, I’ve been nine years in this part of Tumblr, with half the girls I know running OnlyFans accounts or camming or escorting, and you know how many times a girl has hit me up to buy something? 

Zero. Not one fucking time. 

So what are you doing wrong, dudes?