Are there any pet names or dirty nicknames you enjoy being called

Are there any pet names or dirty nicknames you enjoy being called

sublunaryorchid:

From some people certainly

I’m reluctant to share them bc some people don’t know how to act and I don’t want strangers calling me those things

Oh, quit allowing others’ awfulness to constrain you! Speak the words, loud and proud!

Her favorite pet name is Countess Hufflefluff PootPetal.

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Don’t even ask, babe. Just don’t. Yes, the title is complete bullshit. I heard she blew a clerk at the registrar’s office. Then ghosted him. She’s such a whore, I swear— wait, is this thing on?! Is this—? I don’t know about anyone else, but I think sublunary is the best kind of orchid. Prove me wrong!