My Daddy decided we’re going to have a threesome and wants me to find one of my female friends to play. I’m ok with playing if that’s what he decided but not with one of my friends. What do I do?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
The obvious answers are to do as you’re told and serve up one of your besties, or tell him to cool the fuck off.
But what about a third option, a compromise?
Try doing what a guy would do: befriend a woman solely for the purpose of fucking her. I’ll bet it’ll even feel natural.
After all, you should know by now that the world’s oldest solution to any problem is to misuse a woman.