what’s the difference between a girl who is officially yours and a girl who is just “in orbit”?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Some planets are dwarfs, some are gas giants. Some girls are toys and some are tools. They orbit at different distances, are composed of different things. and exist to be exploited in different ways.
And my flag is on them all, even the ones that aren’t worth the effort it takes to claim them.
For I am a generous conqueror. And my gravity well yawns wide.