I am obsessed with trying to figure you out. Obsessed. And I cannot do it. Despite years of observation. What am I missing?
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Figuring me out isn’t easy… I’ve been working on that particular project for over fifty years. And as everyone who knows me eventually learns, no matter how you zig, I will always zag.
As for what you’re missing…? I dunno.
Possibly that I’m both better and worse than you suspect.