I recently rewatched Hamilton because you posted about it and it left me wondering about your opinion on the women of the play. Could you rate them from least to most fuckable and explain why?
Okay, least to most:
- Mrs. Reynolds: ‘cause she’s a fake little bitch who probably had syphilis or something
- Angelica: she’s the most talented, but she didn’t push that whole “harem” thing hard enough
- Eliza: a pretty baby, a bit uptight… but loyal as fuck
- The Bullet: …she was the best part of West Side Story, too
- And Peggy: Anxious and ignored, while coincidentally looking just like that whore Mrs. Reynolds