how has your blog been up for so long tell me your secrets
(submitted by: Anonymous)
Let’s see…
- It’s hard to follow The Rules when the rules keep changing, but I don’t actively try to circumvent them.
- This blog began with porn captioning, which was easy and fun. But I eventually abandoned that because, let’s face it… easy + fun = lazy. And I didn’t want my work defined by whatever looping fuck GIF was stuck atop it. So when the Great Titty Debacle came along, I was well-positioned to ride the wave.
- I’m a lighthouse, not a tractor-beam. I make an effort to avoid clogging up anyone’s activity feed. I don’t DM strangers. I write for my audience, and have no desire to reach beyond it.
- Speaking of the audience: I’m uninterested in any male gaze that’s not my own, and I have no wish to inflict my unseemly flavor on vanilla palates. I write exclusively for kinky women. But not just for them… to them. They can tell the difference.
- I’m popular enough to be known, but not popular enough to matter.
- It helps to be a Millennial Whisperer.
- I try to give reasonable advice to sincere people. I try not to ruin anyone’s day. I try to be polite. I try to be the most net-positive version of… whatever it is I am. I’ve found that giving a shit goes a long way.
- The dude abides.