hisblossom:

none of those high school aptitude tests told me I’d be best suited for being a reverent acolyte to a real-life God, dedicating my life to His service and trying by any means necessary to earn my keep at His feet but here we are

Better that than the alternative.

“I’m sure you’re wondering why we called you to the principal’s office, Blossom. You’re not in trouble… not exactly. But we, um… we’re seeing some very strange results from these aptitude tests…”