are there any things your girls have in common? (besides you, of course!)
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Bits and pieces. They almost all lean left politically, but they’re only intermittently political. They’re mostly little old ladies in twentysomething drag… they’re generally befuddled by the latest cultural trends, their grasp of current technology is akin to that of a random grandma, and with the exception of Pinky, they get up before the sun and tend to fall asleep a couple hours after it goes down.
Let’s see… they’re emotional masochists, obviously. All of them will answer if I randomly shout “hey, pig!” in their direction. They all like my dog… I’m running out of steam here.
Oh, wait… does this one count?
They were each put on this earth to serve.