How do you feel about diapers?

Um…

1. I think wearing them would be pretty humiliating. Particularly if you were, say, a stupid girl with very limited bladder capacity, and everyone in your family knew you were so pathetic that you couldn’t be trusted to access a toilet like an adult.
2. They’re also disgusting from a functional standpoint —hey, let’s capture this gross human’s kidney output!— and an aesthetic nightmare… I mean, the lumpy, plasticky, crinkly vibe is off-putting at best.
3. There’s certainly nothing hot about them. They’re… ugh. But in my world, girls do lots of ugh-ly things, and I’ve learned that one must be patient with their many failings and personal incompetencies. Just keep those nasty bags of piss at least ten feet away from me at all times. And someone spray some Febreeze, it stinks in here.