Do you prefer tall girls or short girls? (By tall I don’t mean taller than you )

I prefer girls who give me what I want. And as I’ve said before, if you’re not in the WNBA or named Brienne of Tarth, you’re not taller than me.

I mean, okay, if I were designing a girl in a lab, she’d be short. But there’s a certain giant German girafficorn of whom I’m quite fond, so my tastes aren’t that rigid.