I suspect the full tally is even more staggering than it appears… after all, I only attract the brighter specimens who have above-average language skills, and are clever enough to appreciate my particular strengths. The real, honest-to-God, moronic fuckholes out there probably outnumber my audience 100:1.
Which shouldn’t be a surprise; the world is good at breaking girls. It’s had a lot of practice.
Also, just a suggestion? Try not to love it too much. These little dumbasses have to go through a lot to be this fucking entertaining.