You’re being stranded on a desert island. You can bring one album, one movie, an unlimited supply of one snack, one article of clothing, and one luxury item. Assuming all your life necessities are taken care of, what do you bring?

Album: David Baerwald’s Bedtime Stories. (Runners up: Lyle Lovett’s Joshua Judges Ruth, Billy Joel’s The Stranger, David Baerwald’s Triage)

Movie: Citizen Kane. (Runners up: Goodfellas, Kenneth Branagh’s Hamlet)

Snack: Bananas, if I’m being practical. Peanut butter cookies if I’m not.

Clothing: Shoes… I can fashion a loincloth or a hat from lots of things, but cushioned insoles are essential to one’s sense of humanity.

Luxury Item: A harem.